Haunted, Not Hosting | Funny Gothic Christmas Card
Haunted, Not Hosting | Funny Gothic Christmas Card
Couldn't load pickup availability
A little Christmas cheer. A little haunting. This gothic Christmas card pairs a candlelit tree, crimson decorations, and a snow-covered garden with a mischievous holiday verse. Send it to someone who likes their festive season beautifully dark and just a little twisted.
Rich shadows and flickering light set the scene outside, while the greeting inside delivers the punchline:
The tree’s slightly twisted.
The garden looks dead.
There’s snow on the floor
And a ghost overhead.
But the candles still flicker,
So pour Christmas cheer.
We’re haunted, not hosting,
Same thing every year.
Product details
- Physical printed greeting card with envelopes included.
- Premium 270gsm white paper with uncoated, matte, one-side coated, and two-side coated finish options.
- Vertical folded sizes: 3.5 × 4.9 inches, 4.25 × 5.5 inches, 4.6 × 6.25 inches, and 5 × 7 inches.
- Available as a single card or packs of 10, 30, or 50.
- Bright, crisp color reproduction using digital printing.
- Front cover overlaps back cover with a 1/16-inch industry-standard gap.
- Card blanks sourced from the USA.
Care instructions
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush dust or dirt from the center of the card outwards.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
